I Have Some Bad News

turtleThis is a modified and updated version of a similar list I posted in February 2016.  The bad news for some people will be that they see some of their closely held beliefs being contradicted here.  For my part the bad news is that the list is not only still relevant but required an update.  Still, there are some things that simply must be said (and more than once, apparently).

 

  • 9/11 was not an inside job.
  • It wasn’t a “false flag” either.
  • Neither was Sandy Hook.
  • Neither were the shootings in Orlando, Charleston, San Bernardino, Colorado Springs, Ft. Hood, or anywhere else.
  • In fact, there is no such thing as a “false flag” (a la Alex Jones).
  • The moon landing really happened.
  • So did the Holocaust.
  • Lizard people aren’t real.
  • Fluoride in the water supply is good for your teeth.
  • The earth is not flat.
  • And it is 4.54 billion years old.
  • And it goes around the sun, not the other way around.
  • There are no chemtrails, just contrails.
  • The Illuminati do not control the music industry.
  • Pizzagate is bullshit.
  • GMOs are just as safe as conventional foods.
  • Organic isn’t healthier.
  • It’s not better for the environment either.
  • Prayer doesn’t work.
  • Astrology doesn’t work either.
  • Neither does homeopathy.
  • But vaccines do.
  • And they don’t cause autism.
  • InfoWars is not news.
  • Alternative medicine is not medicine.
  • Big PharmaTM is not suppressing a known cure for cancer.
  • Including pot.
  • No, seriously – pot does not cure cancer.
  • Everything is made of chemicals.
  • Trump’s inauguration crowd was not the biggest in history.
  • Humans were not healthier 50,000 years ago than they are today.
  • Not 5,000 years ago or 500 years ago either.
  • Guns don’t make you safer.
  • Gay sex does not cause earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, droughts, tsunamis, fires, volcano eruptions, landslides, stock market crashes, train derailments, bridge collapses, oil spills, or anything else.
  • There is no Deep State.
  • Taxes are not theft.
  • Microwave ovens don’t turn into cameras.
  • Nuclear power is safe.
  • The Big Bang really happened.
  • And it happened 13.8 billion years ago.
  • Anthropogenic climate change is real.
  • All life on earth evolved from a common ancestor via natural selection.
  • There is no evidence for ghosts, an afterlife, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, ancient aliens, alien abductions, reincarnation, telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, precognition, the soul, demons, spirits, angels, witchcraft, or magic.
  • There almost certainly is no god.

 

6 thoughts on “I Have Some Bad News”

  1. Everything is made of chemicals.

    I just had to repeat that one because I meet too many people who slept through several years of elementary school science. They also believe the universe will manifest what they wish for. Nope.

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  2. Pretty good list, but “there is no Deep State” means, what – there is no CIA? There are no mercenaries? There is no military industrial espionage etc. complex?
    Nuclear power is “safe” – as in Fukishima/Chernobyl safe?
    There is certainly not a single piece of evidence for god or gods ever recorded in human history, so that is “certainly no” for me.
    Thanks for the list.

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    1. No “deep state” in the Mike Cernovich “funny how I lose my wifi when I’m about to break big news” sense. True “deep state” is much more of a totalitarian feature. As far as nuclear, of course nothing is 100% safe all the time, but it’s by far the safest means of large-scale electricity production we have. And, you’re welcome. 🙂

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  3. Spot on Mama. Apparently one of the camp liberators told his men to take lots of photos as in the future people would deny this happened. I hope that’s true. How insightful.
    The problem is people believe this bullshit, because they read it on the internet.
    We need people like you to talk the truth.
    How long until you get a visit from the church police?
    Are you in a safe place to voice these truths?

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